high people should be assigned attendants
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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