Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize