no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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