yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Is Oprah even human
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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