I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
areolas are like halos for boobs.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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