It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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