Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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