Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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