On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
