I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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