the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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