i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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