It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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