New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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