It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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