I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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