He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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