Just cropdusted the office
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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