Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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