I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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