I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
My pussy is not your playground.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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