The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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