Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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