how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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