Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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