But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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