he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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