Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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