Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm jealous of your bromance
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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