dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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