We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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