mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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