We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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