I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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