i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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