Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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