Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Swine flu is the new snow day.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I will pee on everything he values.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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