she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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