Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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