i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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