honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just pee around me
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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