Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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