i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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