absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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