party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
You don't make any sense
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Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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