Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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