Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
You were trust falling into bushes
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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