R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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