Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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