Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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