We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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