Sry I called you an 8
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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