Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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